Reasons Why:
a) I don't live in the outskirts of town
b) I don't have kids
c) I'm not over 35
d) I'm not a girl
If you fit into one of those categories then you are golden. You can leave early.
ahh to be young, well hung and local. (yeah I said that)
Once I got home, I put some sweatpants on. The game plan was not to do a damn thing. Still keeping it that way. Gonna keep it going on till the break of dawn.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with
3 comments:
How exactly does a cat's ass snow?
Dear Anonymous,
Have you ever seen a cat go poo? It sometimes just keeps coming and coming, like the snow we got yesterday. Plus, it's a figure of speech. Next time I will use 'snowing like a giraffe's ass' but you will have to wait until next Winter since Texas will not be getting anymore snow this year I don't think.
Also Anonymous, why do you have to be anonymous? Your question was legit and no reason to ashamed to ask such a question.
Thank you for reading my lousy blog. =)
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