I have a secret admirer, yes I do! Major problem, I think it is the worst possible scenario of having a secret admirer ever. Why? It's a dude! The girl who's birthday dinner/drinks I went to last Thursday's, is friends with him. He seemed like a nice guy. After dinner, me, Rose (birthday girl), Meg (new girl in town) and this guy went to get drinks. He thought I was funny, but who doesn't? I was making everyone laugh at the bar. He claims he is married, but I am thinking differently. He won't leave me alone. I am creeped out. This is a first for me. I mean, I have had a guy kind of hit on me before like at a bar, but not like this. Not good.
How does one handle this? I'm going for the ignore button, but he is friends with Rose, who I kinda had a crush on but still is my friend. I prefer for her to not think that I am a jerk. 2nd option: Fake Girlfriend. The dude will know for sure that I'm not on his team once I tell him that I banged my fake girlfriend over the weekend.
Another sad part of this story is that this guy would even think that I might actually be gay. Ummm...I was hitting on my new friend, Meg, who just moved here from Chicago and I was buying her drinks. I wasn't buying him drinks. I wasn't giving him the creepy "seductive" eye. Sorry bro, but I love vagina.
Speaking of me being straight. There is a girl crushing on me and she layed it on thick recently. I needed to have this happen for so many reasons. She is super cute and sweet IMO (in my opinion). I would probably break up with her eventually if we ever got together (not ever a good sign). Anyways, I am more use to being the dumpee instead of the dumper. Like either of the situations are better than the other, which is why it's called dump. It's shit.
Ok, gotta go. Fake girlfriend wants to dance with me. Think Dirty Dancing meets Footloose. That is what will be happening in my living room. Then after that we are going to wash each other up in my sexy shower and the cuddle in my super high bed and sing each other to sleep.
Pavement-Stereo (educate yourself)
Pic from last Thursday night at dinner
Rose, me, Gema, Crystal, and Meg..Everyone else is on the other side of the table is not that important, especially the creepy admirer.
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