Brent Visits The Dentist

No, my visit wasn't as great as fun as when that youtube phenom David got to visit the dentist, but I made the most of out it. I took a few pics in my chair and wanted to take more pics of when they were actually cleaning my teeth. I thought that might be gross, so I went against that idea.

What I don't get is when the dental assistance, who cleans the teeth first, tries to have a conversation with you when she is plucking at your teeth and the spit tube sucker is chilling on the side of my mouth. It pisses me off. I want to talk, but then I choke up on my spit. By the way, my saliva glands were OC. I was drooling all over myself. I couldn't help it. I even felt it drip all the way down to the back of my neck. The dental assistance should of caught that and fixed the problem. I got her back by asking her really stupid questions about whether she has refused to work on teeth that were gross or if she ever ripped a tooth out by mistake.

I think she was into me though, so she wasn't annoyed. I think everyone at the dental office is into me. It's like they all stood in line to say goodbye when I walked out the door. I thought it was weird, but I am pretty awesome so it's understandable.

The Tools or as the Dentist would call it, The Goods.


This is what I had to look at the whole time at the dentist. Fat cat poster on the ceiling. After about 30 minutes, I felt this fat cat was talking to me. I didn't like the way his eyes were on me too. Made me uncomfortable.

If you are curious as to what the poster says, "Nothing comes between me and my toothbrush." Well if the fat cat says that, then he must be right, right?