The Office

I write most of these entry's from my office. The place where I handle my biz. So some of you might be wondering what my office looks like, actually I'm sure almost everyone here doesn't care.

I just thought I would give a quick tour of my latest office (I have moved about 3 times already).

This office is the best one yet. It has a door and windows! That means I'm like big time at work!

Ok....lets check out the office.
The first picture you saw was the front of my office. People give me toys or I win them at video arcades and decorate my mantel with them. That dinosaur is something I drew when I was bored. It was one of my best pieces of work! I even colored it, when usually I don't. You will also see my bowling trophy for "Biggest Handicap" meaning I suck at bowling, but it is a trophy!
The rest of that mantel is a pig, a chicken sitting on a house and the Pillsbury Dough Boy holding a pizza.

This is top mantel of my office. Sorry for all the darkness in these pics. This is my name spelled out in radical Star Wars characters. My Aunt (on my Dad's side) got it for me when I was a baby. It is pretty rad. The homie sitting next to it is, Spooky. I won him at Double Dave's pizza when I was in college.
Ok..lets walk inside the office now.

Everyone, meet Jaffrey. He is my office assistant. In this pic he is wearing a cowboy hat with a lizard on the hat. He is probably the coolest person in my office besides me.



This is my bulletin board. I encourage people to eat my chocolate. Someone also drew Jaffrey and I posted a "Meat is Murder" postcard with Morrissey on it. I love meat, but I also love Morrissey. There is also an award for Funniest Costume during Halloween. I had a 2 year streak snapped this year, but I think they didn't let me win on purpose.



"It's Definitely a Bubble Bath Day" Dove Chocolate wrapper.

The broken candy bowl. This ruined all my fat co-workers day when this happened. They tore that thing up. Notice that the "handsome" piece is still in tact. Kind of neat.


Ok...almost done

The wall with some posters


Reprezentin Chicago and Art. Both are high in my book.


I do a lot of sales, so I use a lot of business cards. What am I doing with the boxes of the business cards....I make a castle. It's not finished yet.


This was me today in my office playing with my Hulk Hogan water gun that shoots water out of his teeth.


I hope everyone enjoyed the tour. Please come by and see the stupid place in person.